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Reaper Rants Teaser! Wanna Peek?
The all-new MovieCrypt is complete. Here’s a taste of things to come. Tagged: crypt, death, grim, movie, rants, reaper
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Today’s Reaper Thing: Death and Politics
Now you know my opinion. Tagged: crypt, death, election, grim, movie, ploitics, vote
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Our Apologies for Usurpers! Vagabonds! Thieves! And Yes, Even Knock-Offs!
You know how things disappear on the internet? This won’t. It’s all right here, but it was misguided – not just a bit, but entirely. Any proper retraction should be in context, and the following quote...
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We’re the Original Movie Crypt, and the Reaper is Coming for You
We recently posted a bit about others online using “Movie Crypt” as their own title for sites and shows online. This was pointed out to us by a concerned minion who feared we were being unfairly...
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Review: ‘Shazaam’ (no, not Captain Marvel)
Superficial on the surface, important life lessons linger within. When Chuck (Austin O’Brien) and Nan (Mara Wilson) are left home alone by their absentee museum curator father (Danny Huston), a...
View ArticleNew Video: Popcorn Follies!
It’s October 2nd! Did you think I forgot? 31 days of new videos — one per day! Some things Death shouldn’t do — like trying to eat popcorn without a tongue, esophagus, or a stomach. Coordination might...
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MovieCrypt.com Review: Adam Green’s ‘Hatchet’ (Old School American Horror)
You will believe a first-time director with a $1 million budget can make a run-and-gun horror film on-location in Louisiana while ducking Hollywood unions. Bored with the drinking and bead-throwing of...
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MovieCrypt.com Review: Adam Green’s ‘Hatchet III’ (The Day After the Day...
You think we need a third one? You think we need a third one. Final girl Marybeth (still played by Danielle Harris) arrives at the New Orleans police station covered in blood, weapons, and carrying a...
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MovieCrypt.com Review: Adam Green’s ‘Victor Crowley’ (Old School American...
This is not Hatchet IV, okay? Just… uh, actually — yeah, yeah it is. Final girl Andrew (Parry Shen with top billing, bitches!) was the only survivor found after the three-night massacre at Honey Island...
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